The Only Arsenal No.10, Dennis Bergkamp the Dutch Master

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Ssz07YEZc

Yesterday, Arsenal played the first match at the new 60,000 seater Emirates Stadium. The match was played against Ajax and was Dennis Bergkamp testimonial match... For the record, Arsenal won 2-1 through strikes from King Henry after a cross from Lee Dixon and Kanu whose shot was deflected off the backside of Ajax skipper Jaap Stam into the net... With the retirement of Bergkamp and the relocation to a new stadium , Arsenal has ushered in a new era. Let's hope that the current crop of young Gunners will maintain the proud tradition of Arsenal which has come to epitomize football played with skills, flair and pace, joga bonito style... So to the first Arsenal Team which i supported, I shall name them on the blog now.... David Seaman, Lee Dixon, Tony Adams, Martin Keown, Nigel Winterburn, Ray Parlour, Petit, Viera, Overmars, Ian Wright and Dutch Maestro DENNIS BERGKAMP.

RV 50th Anniversary

Ok, for people who don’t read LianHe Zaobao, I shall do a good dead today by scanning in the above article and posting it onto the web for you guys to read..I hope most of you guys will still be able to read Chinese…for people like Junwei who I think will not be able to understand the article..well too bad cos its RV…if it is those English sch like ACS or RI, it will be published in the English papers... haha…but who cares…cheena cheena loh…haha..and since I have gone through all these troubles, GO AND READ IT…basically, its about rv doing some time capsule thing to celebrate its 50^th anniversary… as to the stuff they put inside, you go read the articles then know liao…the article also say that rv is going to build a hostel for 300-350 students on its new boon lay campus…yes..rv is going to relocate to boon lay… near boon lay garden primary sch and jurong point..haha…I think in the future, more boon lay garden students will go there and then the sch will produce more guys like me and weiming…HAHAHAHA…oh man damn erxin…

Pissed of by stupid people 2

Singapore sure got a lot of lowly scum around. Today i went to my sister's graduation in NIE. Then throughout the ceremony, during speech by the dean, by Tharman, there were handphones kept ringing. Please lor, what the fuck is that? They all no manner issit? They fucking dunno it's basic courtesy to switch off handphone in such occassion issit? Fucking dumb brain shit.

Anyway there are more pissing stuff about stupid singaporean. The other day i went to the crystal jade bakery to buy some bread to eat. Then the JP outlet is very disorganised one. there is no way for you to queue up and they only have one cashier.

Then there was this aunty, she was pretty okay just that her ass is out-of-proportionally big. Then she brought her 2 monkeys to the shop also. My original intention is to quickly grab 2 bun then pay up and then zao. but then the 2 fucking monkeys jumping around and block my way so i cannot accomplish my mission fast enough so their big-ass mama get to the cashier 1st and handed 2 bun and ask for a box of 叉燒包. Then she suddenly said that why the 叉燒包 not hot one, she ask the pple to go and make it hot for her.

then in the meanwhile i was already lining up behind her with my 2 buns. That stupid cashier actually go and key in the amount of her buns 1st. Then because her 叉燒包 is in a box, then they needa scanned the price tag. But they already took it to heat it up so they need to wait for the baos to be ready then can scan. What the fuck?

So i have to wait all the way till the char siew baos got heated up, get scanned and then the aunty pay up and then they process my 2 buns. WAITED FOR FUCKING 10MIN. KNNBCCB

stupid ass

Pissed off by stupid people

I AM PISSED OFF BY STUPID SINGAPOREANS…. Ok just now I was on bus 960 and the bus was very crowded cos its evening peak period… The bus uncle was stopping at every stop cos he think the bus is not crowded and can squeeze in more people…seriously I think the bus shld install some kind of weighing machine so that the bus don’t stop once a limit is reached…anyway that is not the point… so on this particular stop, the bus uncle allowed the passengers to board from the exit so yah this uncle board the bus and was standing very near to the door… right after the bus moved off, he started reading his copy of Shin Min Ri Bao… nothing special about it… at the next stop, when the bus wanted to close the door, the damn door just could not close…so the driver asked the guy to shift back his copy of newspapers so it wun kanna the sensors… but as everyone knows, when you hold the papers too low, you move the papers back by 1cm, it will bend away from you by 2cm, so in the end net gain by 1cm, so still kanna the sensors… and it wasn’t after a full 2mins b4 the door closed becos tt uncle persisted in reading his papers….you would think its only for one stop so nvm rite…but NO!! that uncle carry on for the rest of the journey until 960 got onto the expressway…KNNBCCB…in the end I reached home 20 mins late loh…wtf man… eh uncle you dun tell me you cant spare 20 mins to read ur stupid papers when you reached home ok…some more its not those kind of papers which need a longer time to understand …please loh, its SHIN MIN leh…wah lau…seriously I think we should lock up all the stupid people in one place…let their stupidity circulate among themselves and the world will then become more efficient and better to live in…wah kao…damn pissed off…ok anyway I going off for a run liao.. c ya…

Lim Pei is a French

In just a few hours time, it will be the world cup final… for those who still don’t know which team are in the final, well let lim pei tell u…it’s FRANCE vs ITALY… France is the sentimental favorite which most of us are rooting for to win the world cup, but based on insider information gathered from a native Frenchman, I reckons that Italy is going to win this world cup…below is the conversation I had with him while queuing up at a Singapore Pools outlet to place my bets on today’s match…hey, u mean u don’t know I speak French, well, now you know…let me say it again… Moi, OSK knows the language, is 0.001% french and supports Arsenal F.C, a French team playing in the EPL…

French fries Guy: Très classe, comme d'habitude, dans son costume officiel de l'équipe de France?

Me: yeah… Viera…

French Guy: Vieira a décrit un onze tricolore maître de ses nerfs et de sa défense contre le

Me: hmmm… Makelele

French Guy: mercredi à Munich en demi-finale!

Me: Henry

French Guy: Pour lui, l'une des clefs dans la performance de l'équipe est la façon dont elle communique

Me:Zidane

French guy: oh, yeah…Zidane…vous êtes en finale de la Coupe du monde pour la deuxième fois...

As with all good conversations, I ended this by telling him a joke.

Me: Barthez is le clown

French guy and Me: HAHAHAHAHA

And with that we went our separate way…

Best of south park

haha putting video on blog is so damn fun.

If you all think the mtv in the previous post is dman boliao and a waste of time, never mind about that.

BUT THEN THIS VIDEO FROM SOUTH PARK IS A MUST WATCH. i think it's bloody funny...
featuring Eric Cartman, Kyle's Mum is a Bitch.



And this is another classic from South park, the Uncle Fucker song.

Let's view some video...

Damn happy today, Italy rocks. Italy going to win World Cup.

Haha, this post is to test whether i can put video on the blog or not. So i just put some of my favourite MTVs here for mass viewing. YEAH!!!

Stand by me ---- Oasis



Don't Look Back In Anger ---- Oasis



Papercut ---- Linkin Park



In The End ---- Linkin Park



Crawling ---- Linkin Park



Somewhere I Belong ---- Linkin Park



That's Why ---- Michael Learns to Rock



Paint My Love ---- Michaels Learns to Rock

101010

that day i went mango sale with my fren... bought lots of stuff. so happy but so poor after that. its super crowded la, esp lunch time. another off thing abt working, u cant go to sales without a bunch of aunties shoving their big handbags in your face, overwhelming you with their perfume so that you walk away from a hot spot yourself. plus i saw dawn yeo again. 3rd time i've seen her at mango sale. and she is quite short, surprisingly. i thought she quite tall one...

oh anyway, this is not abt the sale. after the sale, i take mrt home with my fren ma, then she told me her bf say wan to get married at 090909. (her bf is quite old, 4 years older than us but still in ntu. going to be there for another sem, cos he last time president of my hall then nv study. but he quite shuai. younger, less wrinkly version of Wei jun jie. <- the policeman in duo qiang shi jie, the san yuan husband. dunno wat is his screen name... ) anyway this is not the point either.

when she was telling me, i remembered something about 101010... haha... i wonder if anyone else remembers... we are supposed to meet at pandan reservoir at 10pm that day... so long ago liao. back then, it was a 10 year thingy but now left only 4... but then, it doesnt seems to be that far away either. i think that is what happens when u grow old, everything seems to have taken place yesterday.

there's this sec sch near my house la. then whenever i see them walk to mrt station after school, (btw their sch end damn early la... 1pm like that, how come i remember our lessons end at 3 plus??? or is it my illusion to believe i studied very hard in rv??) i think abt what i did after sch back then. then i realised that it's been a looooooooong time since i sat down for lunch with a bunch of frens and talk cok until evening and then go home for dinner. everyone is always rushing to go off somewhere. how come last time we so free? can sit there and talk rubbish for so long?! i vaguely remember taking 30/51/66 (<- got such bus?) at JE interchange with some ple then talk rubbish on the bus until we shuang then take back to JE.

no wonder frens from sec sch are said to be the best. i think it's cos we spend so much time together, in sch, after sch. i remember taking 187 with doreen at JE interchange instead of taking train home although mrt nearer my house than 187 busstop, so we can gossip longer... haha. but then now everyone so busy. so hard to sit down and exchange news and gossip.

girls... we shld do that someday. sit down somewhere for lunch and gossip until evening!!!! ktv is not the way to do it, cos ailing very noisy and noone can sing in peace. HAHAHAHAHA. anyway ailing oso too busy to read this. so she prob wont mind.