disgusting oliver twist

have anyone seen the oliver twist show? Not the storybook one... but the cooking show starring this oliver person.... then they just call it oliver twist. I dunno y but i always see it being shown on TV mobile whenever I take 199.... it is super disgusting, the way he cook.... got ple wan to eat meh???? then all his guests eat until like very nice like that. i think if they see the way he prepare the food ah... they surely puke lor...

this is what i learned on the show:

1. All veggie must be from potted plants

All around his kitchen where there is space and on the window sills... and around the cutting board always have these little pots of plants. Look super fake those kind... then grow until very 茂盛...

whenever he needs some garnish or make his steak look greenish then he will pluck some. either to chop up then smear all over the steak or poke them into the steak. yes, poke into the steak, so the steak have funny leafy stuff on one side then the stalk stick out on the other.....

of course before he poke the plant into the steak, he washes them. so that can wash away the dust ma... since on his window sill for so long. know how he wash one? he hold the stalk hor... then put the leafy part into the potato that he is boiling in a pot then he *la* the water. then poke into the steak.

2. All butter used must contain dirt between fingers

First he will pluck some plant from the pots... chop them... (those chop one no need wash, i think cos he forgot to boil potato.) then pound them in the pounder. <- you know those very heavy stony things? my mummy use to pound chilli one... i think is call pounder la.. watever. then comes the butter.

He will take a whole piece... those rectangular shape kind ple use to make cake. then he will hold it in his hands, then squeeze the butter so that it runs through in between his fingers. can imagine? then he will squeeze and squeeze until the butter *nua* then he throw it into the pounder with the plants. then he use his fingers and massage the butter. then scope up the butter with little green bits of plants stuck to them and put back into the butter wrapping and into the fridge so that it hardens again with the dirt between his fingers and his dusty plants.

3. Don't use toaster to toast bread. Burn them over the stove.

To toast the bread, must put it on a grill over the stove on top of the fire so that the bread always catch fire then become *chao ta*, same goes for tomatoes. must burn until the red skin becomes all shrivelled and become black then can take out.

after that... he will tear the chao ta bread apart, throw into a bowl. then the tomatoes leh... have to squeeze out all the tomato *za-up* they are all flat flat and nua nua. then throw in together with the chao ta bread and make the mixture into a pulp.

4. Don't have to wash hands when performing 1,2 and 3

throughout the whole show hor.. he didn't wash his hands. i was watching very carefully lor. i see the amount of food on his hands keep building up as he cook more things. so at the end right, he got tomato za-up, butter and little green bits stuck to his hands.

SO DISGUSTING CAN?

after i watch the show, i always feel like puking.. but maybe also because of the bus ride la... ntu got a lot of humps... then the bus always bounce ard. maybe i was concentrating too much on the show. it's not like i 故意 wan to remember how he cook lor... it's cos i watch the same episode 3 times. on 3 different occassions. they shld really get the show off tv mobile and stop playing the same episode. at least crime watch more exciting .. got once i saw this episode of crimewatch abt the evil taxi uncle one. that one really very exciting.

anyways... if anyone happen to see oliver twist on tv mobile..... just turn away la... the view outside the window surely better.