Friday, December 10, 2004

Venture forward....Inspired Capitialists!!

ok guys, it's me posting some more stuff on this blog... i can see that the regulars are fervently building up the blog with some nice contributions and i'm touched by that...so now i will do the same also and hopefully we will be able to make this blog the most highly rated blog... and inspire the whole 4e class and our teacher tay kim noi(hope this name sounds familiar to all 4e-ians) proud of the blog...hahaha...talking about inspiration, european champion greece just won team of the year beating arsenal to the award while ronaldinho has won footballer of the year beating henry of arsenal and mourinho has won manager of the year beating arsene wenger of arsenal.... see the link here? wat is the problem with arsenal...surly they deserved something after dishing out some of the best football that the world has ever seen for the past one year and still is....don't the fans appreciate that? For those arsenal fans out there, do not despair, there will always be next year...

Now for something related to the title of this post...i was eating dinner at this zhi char(say it with a tinge of hokkien accent) stall when i thought of something interesting...before i revealed waht it is let me ask u readers out there...what r the most important thing to a singaporean? ok..i know its a tough question...there r so many things from money, houses, bills, good sex,babies etc etc...but i feel that its food and exam results....huh?? u may ask....good food is something singaporean can't live without while students strive to excel in their exams every year..so this leads me thinking... perhaps the two most profitable business to do in singapore is to open a food stall and a tuition center....with this great idea in mind, i promptly set about deploying my agents to head-hunt for talents in these field of business...below is the list compiled by my scouts...

Position: Big Boss of this conglemerate
Name: Still Searching
Reason: Loads of money and the ability to spot a good business venture

Postion: Head cook in the zhi char stall
Name: LO HOK HIM
Reason: He came from a country which is well known for the delicacies and so are born with good genes...Coupled with his ability to mix around with the customers and talk cock with them, he will make an excellent accquisition and be able to earn huge profits for the zhi char stall.

Position: English Teacher / Public Speaking
Name: SEOW ZHI XIANG
Reason: With a potential to become a lawyer and make it big in either the finicial circle or law sector, he possess the paper qualifications to impress most parents who will not hesitate to send their kids to the tuition center. A word of caution though....he will demand huge fees for his service...

Position: Maths Teacher / Science
Name: CHEE YAOHUI, LIN WEITING, THAM JIANYANG
Reason(s): These future engineer, accountant and doctor will make good accquisitions for the tuition center as they have the necessary paper qualifications...they do not command astronomical fees as they are all fairly new and lack experience hence there is a need to groom them and moniter their development...recommend signing them on a short term contract.

Position: Geography / History
Name: MA HANFENG
Reason: Although his goofy looks and bad reputation will not good down well with the image of the tuition center, he is still considered a class above the rest when it comes to geography and history...most importantly, he has a knack of making students pay attention to his lessons and reaping maximum results from a minimum effort... recommend to sign on a performance related contract...

Above is the list of people recommended by by scouts and i must say that the list above is not yet complete..so if u belive that you are the one i am looking for, contact me, Kim, Manager of Human Resorce Department... at this no: (find out yourself)...

Music for today: hybrid theory by linkin park

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