Kim---> Ah Lim and his 3 Chio Bu

Hi guys, WAZ UP!!!! Ah Lim Coffee Talk is here again… To all my loyal supporters out there, thank you for reading every crappy issue of ALCT aka Ah Lim Coffee Talk. So what shall Ah Lim talk about today...hmm….well since the majority of my loyal supporters are guys, I shall talk about one of the all time favourite topic today: Girls …

Ok…Ah Lim has been going to work since he quit the army…and being an average guy who cannot afford a car yet, Ah Lim has been taking bus 176 daily to commute between home and work…so yah…people who take the bus will agree with me that not only is the bus a smelly and crowded place but also the journey itself is a very boring affair unless you indulge in some self entertainment like listening to music, eavesdropping on some other people’s conversations (rite hh?), seeing noisy sec sch kids talking loudly and then realizing that Ah Lim was once like that, folding funny things using bus tickets until it were phased out and blah blah blah…so yah…on this day Ah Lim was traveling to work when he decided to indulge in some eye candy aka chio bu seeing instead of closing his eye to sleep while listening to Glenn and the flying Dutchman talk cock on class 95 morning show…by the way, Glenn is still as lame as ever and his wife is still as chio as ever…yah..back to topic…so Ah Lim stayed awake and never regretted his decision…

As with all chio bu spotting, it always start with a horny guy…I repeat the key word again: “ALWAYS” and “HORNY” so yah…Ah Lim sat on 176 and watched as passengers board and alight the bus…the results were disappointing until the bus reached hillview area and beyond…below are the top three girls which Ah Lim feels is the sweetest eye candy…

Contestant F1: Sunshine Gal

Chio Bu Bus Stop: The one just after Lam Soon Industrial Building

Type: Outdoor, cute type

Why she’s chio: With an I-Pod shuffle hung around her neck and carrying a Levi handbag, her fashion sense screams casual chic. Her complexion is tanned to a nice golden glow and her make up is just nice to complement her tan. She is not bespectacled and is of average height… Ah Lim estimate her to be between 163cm and 165cm…Her shoulder length hair is always tied into a neat pony tail and she always wear sporty type of shoes. Her perfume is not suffocating and and has a tinge of lavender mix with orange…Ah Lim knows because his sis got more bottles of perfume than America’s missiles and he has been trained to differentiate how each perfume smells… Ah Lim thinks that she works in the OCBC branch in Jurong East because she gets down at Jurong East and she was using an OCBC notepad which Ah Lim thinks it’s a free gift to staffs…

Who may like contestant F1: Guys who want someone to accompany them on outdoor activities and games may go for contestant F1, outdoor cute type.

Looks Like: Vivian Hsu Ruo Xuan

Contestant F2: Girl next door

Chio Bu Bus Stop: The one after 176 exit hillview area and turn into Bukit Batok

Type: Gentle, Innocent type.

Why she’s chio: Wearing a black-rimmed spectacle and carrying a pink bag, she looks every bit like the girl next door. Her long hair are not tied up but nonetheless tucked nicely behind the ears…Her make up is minimal but still she looks great. Ah Lim estimates her to be between 168cm to 170cm… She dressed comfortably but not untidy… Her complexion is ok but recently pimples started appearing on one side of the face probably due to stress and the hot weather…

Who may like contestant F2: Guys who needs someone to shower him with care, concern and love all the time will like contestant F2: Girl next door

Look like: Evonne Hsu Hui Xin

Contestant F3: My Sassy Girl

Chio Bu Bus Stop: The one before 176 turns right from bukit batok to jurong east

Why she’s chio: At first glance, she looks like the arrogant and hard to approach kind. When she don’t smile she looks quite fierce but actually once she start smiling, her two dimples at her cheek shows and she becomes chio liao… Her attire is the typical office lady look and she does not wear glasses. Her height is between 165cm to 168cm and her hair is about shoulder length and highlighted brownish red. Her make up is more than contestant F1 and F2 but not so much that it makes her look like she’s singing Chinese opera. Her eyes are not very big but also not small which means normal lah…haha…

Who may like contestant F3: Guys who fancy themselves getting slapped upside down in the train like what happened in the movie My Sassy Girl.

Looks Like: Elva Hsiao

So there you have it, Ah Lim top 3 rated chio bu…so hurry up, vote for your favourite gal by dropping me a comment or calling 1900 12345671 to support F1, 1900 12345672 to support F2 and 1900 12345673 to support F3… comments are charged at $2 per comment and phone calls are 50 cents per minute. If you guessed correctly which gal Ah Lim thinks is the chio-est, then you will stand a chance to win a romantic 3 people dinner at the Equinox with the gal of your choice proudly sponsored by Zeng’s Enterprise…why 3 people? Well, Ah Lim likes to be a 10,000 megawatt super duper light bulb…that’s why…haha…so till then stay tuned for the next issue of ALCT where Ah Lim will reveal who is his top chio bu and the winner of the romantic dinner…

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