Kim---> Ah Lim is Crying out for love in his bedroom!!

Yoyo….guys...how have you all been getting on? Heard that most of AL aka Ah Lim’s readers are going to embark on a new phase of life in uni liao…wah…AL feel so happy for you all but remember studies more important hor…get first class honors and dun slack and fuck around cos if you do, u will have wasted uni life…so conclusion is to be autistic and be a chao mugger..Haha….AL 5 cents worth of advice to his undergrads readers…haha...now AL can boast that his ALCT is read by undergrads loh…up one level liao…haha…anyway from the last issue of ALCT, Ah Lim mentioned that he is going to reveal his chio bu of bus 176 rite…haha…but before that I would like to appeal to horny guys out there, pls do control yourself cos ALCT is a family magazine and so AL dun wan any characters mentioned in it to be fantasied by any readers cos the privilege only belongs to Ah Lim…ok…like copyright lidat….understand? Yah...so the chio bu of bus 176 is *drumroll* F2 aka girl next door aka evonne hsu hui xin look alike…haha… guys dun complain to me that it shld be someone else k…cos its Ah Lim’s choice, not yours… yah…anyway talking about girls, Ah Lim used to 轰轰烈烈的爱一场 relationship loh…haiz…so guys you wanna hear about it anot…aiyah dun bluff lah…AH Lim shall share it with you all and maybe you could learn from Ah Lim..haha…ok...as with every love story, it will begins with a title…duh…yah so the story shall be titled: Crying out love in the centre of my bedroom (no reference to the jap movie showing in cinema now)… shall introduce the main characters: 1) Male lead: Ah Lim aka KuKu (pls dun pronounce it like some male reproductive organ, if you do, pls slap yourself for being so dirty minded). 2) Female Lead: Sporty-Girl Next door aka KinKi. 3) Supporting Cast aka Extras: Miyiki. And so the story unfolds:

It’s the year 1986, KuKu was in junior college…He saw this girl KinKi practicing for her 100m sprint…He was captivated by her and KuKu knew that it is love at first sight… but the problem is how to win her heart over…you see.. KuKu is not a rich guy, he is a slacker, his favorite food is called Fried Kuay Diao Bread basically, fired Kuay Diao sandwiched between two slices of bread…yah…but KinKi on the other hand is sporty, tall, popular and rich…so KuKu was feeling very disheartened…One day…KuKu was riding his motorbike to school when KinKi ambushed him at a traffic intersection and ask him to give her a ride on his motorbike…KuKu being the horny guy that he is was surprised but also happy…on the way…KinKi ask KuKu: “ Can you feel my _______ against your back?”(I leave it to the readers’ imagination to fill in the blank) For the first time in his life, KuKu was feeling embarrassed and he knew that this is the girl for him liao…so months went by and they carry on as platonic friends…now one day, KinKi suggest that instead of they talking to each other face to face, they should record what they have to say on cassette tapes and passed it to each other… this way they could say something after thinking through it…yah so both began to learn more about each other from birthday to favorite food, hobbies and even go on dates in this way… other people had no idea what they were doing, wearing headphones, listening to cassette tapes and laughing to themselves…

3 months went by….KuKu was thinking he must be the luckiest guy in the world right now. However good things seldom last and one day Kinki was hospitalized and diagnosed with excessive sunburn after an outing to Urulu island…KuKu thought that KinKi will get well soon but never did he expect that infections will set in and worsen KinKi’s condition…. Kinki was now very ill and had become gaunt and frail…so different from the girl that KuKu knew…because Kinki is now so ill that she got to stay in hospital all day, she can only pass her cassette tapes to KuKu through the help of this little girl called Miyiki whose mother is lying beside Kinki at the same ward.

Days went by and KinKi’s condition is worsening…the inevitable finally happened on 28th of October 1987… That day was raining so heavily that it was akin to having a typhoon. After recoding what was to be her last message, KinKi passed the tape to Miyuki and died soon after that holding tightly to the marriage application form that KuKu had passed to her the previous day… The rain did not stop Miyuki from running to find KuKu and passing him the tape, but as fate would have it, the tape did not reach KuKu cos Miyuki kanna knocked down by a car while crossing the road… it was only days later that KuKu knew that Kinki, his beloved girlfriend had died…

Years went by; Miyuki grew up and become a very chio lady although she walked with a slight limp from the accident… She is still searching for KuKu to pass him KinKi’s last cassette tape…Will she find KuKu? What will she do when she find him? What is KuKu doing now? Hmm...so many questions still unanswered…haha…so still tuned for your next issue of ALCT on: Crying out love in the center of my bedroom…

Question of the day: Do you believe in 轰轰烈烈爱一场?

Song of the day: Ken Hirai: Qing Bi Shuang Yan