What a wonderful journey!!!!

Wow, i think i am super suay yesterday man!!!! After church, i usually need to walk about 10min to Paya Lebar mrt station. Amazingly, maybe i incur the the wrath of whoever la, in this short journey I saw 10 disgusting things man. WTF!!!! so suay!!!

Ok, start with no. 1, i saw 1 mad man!!! he walking towards the direction of me and my sis!!! He keep scratching his cock and digging his nose. Ta Ma De. fucking old already still walk around naked, his fats at the Neh-Neh area sagged till his pot-belly lor!

Ok, that's like only very limited description on his appearance. But ok, he keeps walking towards our direction, talking to us in hokkien and so on. My sis noticed him 1st and asked me to beware, i thought she's warning me of cats then i kept looking for cats' shadow, but then i realised this mad man, ok, nothing much. we just turned opposite direction and walked rapidly away.

No. 2, saw 2 cats.

Then we walked 1 big round to avoid that mad man, then we saw a cat. A male cat!!! Those grey colour one, with spiky fur!!! I think he's at a very excited(sexually) phase. His tail is lifeted high up like an anthena. Then can see his erected dick and 2-going-to-burst testes. Sorry, i dun mean to be crude, but it's what i saw. Ok, as i know that this cat is sexually excited, i am dead sure that within 250m radius there'll be a female cat!!! I am a cat-expert man, 所谓知己知彼，百战百胜. So i must know the cats well to be able to avoid them successfully!!! Since I am a cat expert, it's time for you all to KOWTOW to me again. WHAHAHAHAH!!!!

So, just as what i expected, a female cat was very nearby!!! I dunno if you all ever oversee the process of cats mating!!! They will give out some very disgusting sound, not the usual meow meow, but a sound very similar to babies crying, but in a very dark and eerie manner. YUCKS, will hear till all your hair stand!!! Anyway if u haven't heard anything like that, wait till the Wimbledon Tenis Open period which is around late june early july. TT's the cats mating season, stay up late at night and most likely the cats at your house void deck will start to moan like siao!!!!

So as cat-expert, me and my sis managed to navigate a safe way out of the cats without any danger, but hearing them moaning is one whole lot to suffer.

Now go to no.3, we saw 3 piles of shit on our way!!!

The 1st pile of shit is right in the center of the pedestrian walk-way, so both of us spotted it with ease. But maybe i more paranoid, so i try to look out for more shit on our way!!! Then my sis was the suay one!!! Cos she try to siam the shit at the center, then she walk at the side, nearer to the lamp-post side.

The observant LHH here of course spotted another pile of shit, just nxt to the lamp-post where my ignorant sis didn't see it!!! So the good-hearted little brother, ME, warned her of the 2nd pile of shit. haha, but the EVIL SIS think that she shld concentrate on her walking more on her brother's word, so she decided to take the nxt step before hearing what her brother said. So she took the nxt step and her foot is just centimeters away from tt pile of shit. Hmm..... so she learnt her lesson sia!!!

3rd pile of shit is a flattened piece, got those bicycle wheel print on it somemore. eeeee.......

Forth and Final one. We saw 4 bloody transvestites<--------dunno how to spell. Let's flashed back, we actually saw these 4 bloody ah-gua 1st. They shld be thais la. All of them are at least 180cm man, bloody hell, so tall liao still wanna be women. IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! I think they did their boob-job fairly well, not easy to see that it's actually fake boobs. So, keep it up man ah-guas!!!! WELL DONE!!!!!

But then belows are point to improve!!! When you are ah-guas, and your adam's apple is not removed or cant be hide, for goodness sake go and wear some turtle-neck or wateva la!!! COVER TT UP MAN!!! Another thing is that u think u still men with those rugged looks???? Dun be stupid la, shave cleanly everyday. Yes, the word is cleanly!!!! Dun save money, buy yourself a Gillette Mach 3 Turbo, I can clearly see black studs on YOUR BLOODY chins, SI AH GUAs!!!!

Worst of all things, pls la, if you dun have the female voice then just shut up and dun talk la!!! then pple might still think tt you are those very quiet type of girls. But that 4 transvestites thought that they're playing mahjongs or wateva. Keep talking to each other rather loudly!!! Oh man, kill me, i cant stand a man voice from a female body yet the tone is an ah gua's one. BISH!!!! to hell you go la!!! cant even act liek a proper girl!!! By the time you master the act of being a girl, i think you shld have died of AIDS liao. hai....

SUAY SUAY SUAY SUAY SUAY!!!!! 1, 2, 3, 4. What a wonderful journey to the MRT station.