Cock Math Joke for the Year of the Cock!

There was this party-a party of functions. All of the functions are there: e^x, πr^2, i^2, even some of the old school guys like abs(x). Anyway poor e^x is alone in a corner, acting all morose. His good friend 2^x comes over and says, “What’s the problem? Come on, integrate yourself into the party! And e^ x looks at him and says, "Why? It's not going to make a difference!"

Happy new year, all!