Kim, The Cranked - Up Trash Talker

How do u make sure that you r not a loser in the making? Read on to find out. However be warned that the below mentioned post contain explicit material which is not suitable for not matured, petty or childish pple. If you are one of those type, do not, I say again, DO NOT read on because you will be offended. :)

1.) If someone is showy and proud that he is from ACJC or ACS(I) because he think the name alone will make up for the cool factor, then he is likely to be a loser.

2.) If someone is from The Chinese High School and is not my friend, then he is likely to be a loser.

3.) If someone keeps on telling us how was his clubbing experiences (coz he thinks its oh so cool), then he is likely to be either a fresh clubber or a loser. Seasoned clubbers usually don't like it that much. They'd rather stay at home and play computer games.

4.) If someone is overly showy and proud that he is very experienced at clubbing (coz he thinks its oh so cool), and tries to pass his knowledge of clubbing at every opportunity, then he is likely to be either a fresh clubber or a loser.

5.) If someone strives to be in "the popular clique" in uni level, then it is likely that he/she was never popular in primary sch, secondary sch or JC, and is likely to be a loser. People who have had some high profile before would be quite tired of it by now and will in fact think that these pple are fuc*ing irritating, so moral of the story, dun try too hard. Be natural.

6.) If someone always has some "official reason" or purpose for being at any place alone at any one time giving stupid excuses like: “oh I'm just here to drop off a book and my friends are all trying to park their vintage cars” and does not dare to just admit for once, they are not surrounded by so called friends (who backstab them), has the mentality of a 5 yr old and is probably a loser. He/She is also likely to ask you suprisingly "hey what are you doing here", coz he/she will thinks "ha! I have a right to be here and you don't! I’m more popular and more hip than you. yeah!!". He/She is also more likely to be a girl. Sorry if I offended some of the readers. (And if its a guy, he's a pussy anyway.)

7.) If a girl looks or dresses like a slut, she may or may not be one. But if a girl sounds like a slut, then she is.

8.) If a fat ugly girl is bitter and feminist and always bitches about how superficial and shallow society's perspective of beauty is, than she is likely to be a loser and should go on a diet.

9.) If someone is overly showy and proud about his/her love for drinking or his/her great drinking escapades, then is it likely that he is a new drinker and is a loser. Our forefathers are the most hardcore seasoned drinkers. They can't be bothered to ever talk about drinking, so dun try bragging in front of them, cos b4 u knew it, u may be dead drunk.

10.) If I think you are a loser, then you are a loser. This is especially so for guys because I cant stand guys behaving like a bloody pussy who looks like the star in the next whisper commercial. But impt thing is: Be natural and take things as they come.

The above post is just meant to be entertainment purposes and in no way it is aimed at anyboy. If anyone is offended by it, pls feel free to contact me but if you share my views, feel free to tell me also.

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